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Stanley: That little girl is a child! I don’t want see you sniffing around her anymore this afternoon, do you understand? Boy, have you lost your mind, cause I’ll help you find it! Whatcha looking for, ain’t nobody gonna help you out there, Jesus could come through that door, he’s not going to help you, if you don’t stop sniffing after my child!  [cut to Ryan] Ryan: Stanley yelled at me today. That was one of the most frightening experiences of my life.

Stanley: That little girl is a child! I don’t want see you sniffing around her anymore this afternoon, do you understand? Boy, have you lost your mind, cause I’ll help you find it! Whatcha looking for, ain’t nobody gonna help you out there, Jesus could come through that door, he’s not going to help you, if you don’t stop sniffing after my child!
 [cut to Ryan]
Ryan: Stanley yelled at me today. That was one of the most frightening experiences of my life.

— 2 years ago with 129 notes
#the office  #take your daughter to work day  #awesome stanley freakout 
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    Episode 2.18 “Take Your Daughter To Work Day” (one
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    stagioni:hooraychel:betheleanor:dundermifflinite:...That little girl is a child! I don’t...
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    LOL I just watched this episode today.
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    this is way up there on my list of favorite stanley quotes, along with “DID I STUTTER?!”
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    stagioni:hooraychel:betheleanor:dundermifflinite:...That little girl is a child! I don’t...
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    just watched this episode today.
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    Remember when Ryan was one of the sane ones?
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