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Michael Scott: That? In the conference room? We were joshin’ around, the two of us. And he said, “did I stutter?” And I said, “wu-wu-wu-wu-whhhat dawg?” It was joking, Toby, alright?
Toby: He didn’t seem like he was joking.
Michael Scott: Well you don’t get it. Because Stanley is a beautiful, sassy, powerful black man and you’re… you. If you had any friends, you would understand. Friends joke with one another. “Hey, um, you’re poor.” “Well hey, your mom is dead.” That’s what friends do. It’s… you’re so white.
![Dwight Schrute: Force it in as deep as you can.
Michael Scott:[muffled] That’s what she said.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx4j8bXMOr1qala8so1_250.png)
Dwight Schrute: Force it in as deep as you can.
Michael Scott:[muffled] That’s what she said.
Kevin: All the girlfriends that I’ve ever had have worn glasses.
Pam Beesly: Oh, okay. Hmm.
Kevin: It’s kind of a turn on for me actually.
Pam Beesly: I should get back to-
Kevin: Like librarians,
Pam Beesly: ..entering the
Kevin: Could you just say, “These are due back thursday”?
Pam Beesly: No.
Dwight Schrute: Force it in as deep as you can.
Michael Scott:[muffled] That’s what she said.
