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![Stanley: Pardon me, may I have a chocolate chip cookie? I gave blood earlier and I’m still feeling woozy.Blood Drive Worker: Of course. That’s weird. You got a cotton ball and tape and we’ve been using Band-Aids.Stanley: I, uh-oh I feel so woozy I just.. [to Phyllis] Band-Aids.Phyllis: Damn.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lexrolNHOl1qala8so1_250.jpg)
Stanley: Pardon me, may I have a chocolate chip cookie? I gave blood earlier and I’m still feeling woozy.
Blood Drive Worker: Of course. That’s weird. You got a cotton ball and tape and we’ve been using Band-Aids.
Stanley: I, uh-oh I feel so woozy I just.. [to Phyllis] Band-Aids.
Phyllis: Damn.
Dwight Schrute: I’ve trained my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command. Also, I can retract my penis up into itself.
