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Pam: I’m coming back the wrong way. It’s not because of you! I don’t like graphic design. That’s it. Stop smiling! I really didn’t like it. It’s just designing logos and stuff. And I missed Scranton. But it’s not because I missed you. I just really wanted to come home. And I know you said to come home the right way, but you can’t tell me what to do. Got it?
Jim [now right in front of her]: I missed you.
Pam: I missed you too.

Dwight Schrute: What is your name, sir?
Jim Halpert: I am Bill Buttlicker.
Dwight Schrute: Really, that’s your real name?
Jim Halpert: How dare you? My family built this country by the way!
Michael Scott: Be respectful, Dwight. Please.
Dwight Schrute: Yes, Michael. 
Jim Halpert: Could you hold on one second that’s my other line. Hello?Yeah I’m just on the phone with this stupid salesman. He’s so dumb. Probably just gonna keep him on the line forever and not buy anything.
Michael Scott: It’s up to you to change his mind.
Jim Halpert: Sorry that was a family emergency.
Dwight Schrute: Oh no, what’s wrong?
Jim Halpert: You know what? That’s private.
Michael Scott: Boundaries, Dwight! Come on!
Dwight Schrute: I’m sorry Mr. Buttlicker. As I was saying, we are having-
Jim Halpert: I’m sorry you’re going to have to speak up a little bit louder, I’m hard of hearing.
Michael Scott: He’s hard of- He’s an old man.
Dwight Schrute: As I was saying, right now-
Jim Halpert: You’re gonna have talk louder.
Dwight Schrute: Okay. Our prices have never been lower-
Jim Halpert: Son, you have to talk louder.
Dwight Schrute: Never been lower!-
Jim Halpert: LOUDER, SON!
Dwight Schrute: BUTTLICKER! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!
Michael Scott: Stop it! That is totally inappropriate! You never yell at the client! You never yell at the client.

Kelly: Dwight get out of my nook!
Pam Beesly: That’s what she said! That’s what she said! That’s what she said! 
Jim Halpert: Nice one.