Creed: A lot of jazz cats are blind, but they can play the piano like nobody’s business. I’d like to put the piano in front of Pam without her glasses and see what happens. I’d also like to see her topless.
Michael: Ener-gize…
Jim: You know what would energize me? If you, Pamela Morgan Beesly…
Pam: Don’t, don’t—
Jim: Would…
Pam: If you propose to me during a Michael meeting, I will say no.
Jim: Well, it’s too late, because I’m proposing… that you get me a cup of coffee, which would energize me greatly, and make me the happiest man in the world.