Michael: Newsflash: I’ve been here for fifteen years. Headline: You have been here one day. End of story. You have no right to cancel my fifteenth anniversary party. End of story. End of story. End of story!
Charles: I don’t know if I have hurt your feelings or you do not disagree with my methods, but it is over.
Michael: Ok, no, no, no, no. No. You know what? I’m going to New York. And I am going to talk to David Wallace. I’m going to tell him everything. And I’m sorry to say, you’re screwed. And, you know what? You are gonna be through. And I’m sorry. I’m sorry to do that to you. Do you even know how paper is made? It’s not like steel. You don’t put it into a furnace. If you put paper into a furnace, you know what would happen? You’d ruin it. [pushes chair]

Jim: Last week, Dwight sent out a memo about the dress code. So, this is me showing him that I’m taking it very seriously.