Darryl: Andy, look, all I know is, if I was a girl and I had to choose between a tall dude who loved Asia and a you-looking dude who loved sweaters and wearing sweaters, I’d choose you.

Andy: That’s really nice. Thank you.

Darryl: And I’d blow you mind.

Dwight: One more bite of éclair, each. Hold it in your mouth if you can’t swallow.

Jim [to Michael]: Really? Nothing.

fuckyeahtattoos:

My boyfriend has Dwight tattooed on his leg. Everyone loves this one. Done by Nate Barnes at Euphoria in Tallahassee.

My boyfriend calls me his Beasley or Pam all the time. Some days, I really start to believe it. We’re always giving each that look when something crazy happens or when something’s funny. All I know, he’s definitely my Jim.

3 Office Secrets: 

1. I cried more during Jim & Pam’s wedding then i have at any other wedding i’ve ever been to.

2. I’m afraid i will never have find a love like Jim & Pam’s

3. Sometimes at my job, i accidentally answer the phone with “Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam”