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15 Days of Jim and Pam

Day 05: Favorite Jim Quote About or to Pam

I just had little moments with a girl who saw me as a friend. And alot of people told me I was crazy to wait this long for a date with a girl who I worked with, but I think even then I knew that… I was waiting for my wife.

Good, bad, indifferent?

Personally, I am excited to see these two together again, although the thought of Steve leaving makes me want to cry waterfalls.

Will Ferrell has committed to a four-episode arc on NBC’s comedy The Office. He will play a branch manager who comes from the home office and is just as inappropriate as Steve Carell’s Michael Scott character. NBC is still figuring out exactly when the episodes will air, but Ferrell has committed to one episode beyond Carell’s finale, to help create a bridge.

Ferrell called the producers, offering his services because he’s a fan and wanted to commemorate Carell’s swan song by taking part in The Office star’s seventh and final season on the show. Ferrell and Carell are close friends who co-starred in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. The stint brings Ferrell back to NBC, where he launched his career on Saturday Night Live. Additionally, he has done arcs on such series as NBC’s 30 Rock and HBO’s Eastbound & Down, which he also produces.

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Michael: Hey Carol, how goes the real estate biz? Is it reeeeal good?
Pam: It’s still me.
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Pam: Sometimes I don’t put Michael through until he’s already said something. I look at it as a practice run for him. He usually does better on the second attempt.
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Michael: Okay, put her through. Jan Levinson, I presuuume?
Pam: Still me.

Michael: Newsflash: I’ve been here for fifteen years. Headline: You have been here one day. End of story. You have no right to cancel my fifteenth anniversary party. End of story. End of story. End of story!
Charles: I don’t know if I have hurt your feelings or you do not disagree with my methods, but it is over.
Michael: Ok, no, no, no, no. No. You know what? I’m going to New York. And I am going to talk to David Wallace. I’m going to tell him everything. And I’m sorry to say, you’re screwed. And, you know what? You are gonna be through. And I’m sorry. I’m sorry to do that to you. Do you even know how paper is made? It’s not like steel. You don’t put it into a furnace. If you put paper into a furnace, you know what would happen? You’d ruin it. [pushes chair]

Stanley: Pardon me, may I have a chocolate chip cookie? I gave blood earlier and I’m still feeling woozy.
Blood Drive Worker: Of course. That’s weird. You got a cotton ball and tape and we’ve been using Band-Aids.
Stanley: I, uh-oh I feel so woozy I just.. [to Phyllis] Band-Aids.
Phyllis: Damn.

Kevin: Michael, are you okay? Did you throw up in there?
Michael: No, I’m just poopin’. You know how I be.
Kevin: It smells like throw up in here.
Michael: Crazy world. Lotta smells.

Michael Scott:  That? In the conference room? We were joshin’ around, the two of us. And he said, “did I stutter?” And I said, “wu-wu-wu-wu-whhhat dawg?” It was joking, Toby, alright?
Toby: He didn’t seem like he was joking. 
Michael Scott: Well you don’t get it. Because Stanley is a beautiful, sassy, powerful black man and you’re… you. If you had any friends, you would understand. Friends joke with one another. “Hey, um, you’re poor.” “Well hey, your mom is dead.” That’s what friends do. It’s… you’re so white.